Spoonn Classic
647 reviews
It happens like clockwork every day.
That moment around 2pm when it all goes down hill. The exhaustion kicks in and the patience wears out.
The same you. All day.
Yes. 9/10 mums reported having felt a shift in their afternoon mood within 4 days.
CNo you don't! coffee can work great for the mornings but it just doesn't cut it in the afternoons which is where spoonn comes in to keep you steady all afternoon.
30-day guarantee. If morning you still disappears at 2pm after 2 weeks, full refund. No questions.
No, we will never lock you into any contract. You can choose to pause, skip or cancel your jar whenever you want.
No, just a spoon each morning - we believe you shouldn't have to change your lifestlyle to improve it.
Just email Claire at sales@spoonn.co.uk and she'll get back to you within a day.
Why it happens everyday and how to stop it.
You’ve tried everything. It never worked. here's why:
this isn't a willpower problem. It's a biological one. After lunch, your blood sugar spikes then crashes. Your cortisol does the same, it's like clockwork.
The result? A double crash that takes your afternoon — and the person you were this morning — with it.
Spoonn works at the intersection. One spoon at 1pm. The bridge between being yourself at 9am and 5pm.
comes crashing down an hour later
leaves you jittery and on edge
Creates the double crash with lunch
Leaves you running on empty by 2pm
you become someone your family doesn't recognise
stuck in repeating the cycle
Two Different People Every Day
releases slowly over the afternoon
Keeps you steady, not up and down
Breaks the double crash loop
keeps you powering through
you are yourself when you get home
Creates consistency in your day
the true you, all day
You'll Know By Day 4
The Dread Is Quieter
You take your spoon at 1pm. By 2pm you realise you're not bracing for it like you did yesterday — something changed.
What you’ll notice
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Morning you doesn't vanish at 2pm
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You'notice the split starts to ease
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A sense of "maybe this actually works"
You Finish Something.
You hit 4pm and realise you finished that one job. That one you have been delaying for months. You sit there for a second. That hasn't happened in months.
What you'll notice
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You start to feel in control again
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Morning you is still there at 4pm
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The dread starts to silence itself.
They Notice
You have dinner with the family and you can tell they noticed it, as if they could see it in your eyes. You don't say anything but you feel it.
What you'll notice
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You're the same person at 9am and 5pm
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Your family starts to notice
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Even stronger sense of control
You Have Yourself Back
There is no am pm you - there is just you. present for the moments that matter and no longer dreading 2pm.
What you'll notice
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One continuous you from all day
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A deep sense of relief
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You're the same person all day, everyday
It was never you. It was always the 2pm double crash.
One chocolatey spoonn at 1pm before the double crash hits. About £1 a day — 30 day guarantee.
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"I Pretended To Work After 2pm Too"
For two years I pretended to work from 2pm onwards. Laptop open, nodding in meetings, but nothing was happening.
The worst part? Walking through the door completely done in. My kids got the shell of me, not the real me. Four days after Spoonn I actually finished what I set out to do. Be present with my family.
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"My Son Noticed First"
He'd stopped telling me about his day. I didn't notice for 17 days. He was 11. A week after starting Spoonn, he started talking to me again at dinner. He just trusted I was listening this time. I could have cried out of joy.
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"I Come Home Different Now"
I used to sit in the Tesco car park for 15 minutes before going home. I couldn't face walking through the door feeling that hollow.
Now I just... go home. My husband said "you're back" last week. I knew exactly what he meant.
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"The Afternoon Just Goes by like the morning" On my own terms.
By 2pm everyday I would be reading the same email four times. Checking my phone, checking the time, checking my phone again. Passing the time.
I blamed myself. Thought I needed more sleep, more discipline. Spoonn broke that cycle before it broke me. Now I finish the day proud instead of defeated.
"They get the real me now"
My Husband Said 'Who Are You? That was the moment I knew I had to change. Now my evenings are mine again. I'm present, not performing. All thanks to spoonn.
"I Spent Evenings Catching Up On What I Didn't Finish"
I'd finish work at 5pm then spend 7-10pm on my laptop catching up on what I couldn't get done after 2pm. My husband would put the kids to bed alone. Every single night. A week after starting Spoonn, I closed my laptop at 5pm and it stayed closed. My husband looked at me like "who are you?" I finally helped with bedtime.
Your questions, answered
Yes. Most customers notice a shift within 4 days — not more energy, just the crash not happening. The 2pm dread quietly stops.
30-day money-back guarantee. If you're still crashing at 3pm after two weeks, full refund. No questions asked.
No. Coffee is fine in the morning. It just doesn't fix the Double Crash — that's what Spoonn is for. One at 1pm, keep your coffee.
One level teaspoon either direct or in a hot drink at 1pm — before the crash hits. Takes about 5 seconds.
Free UK delivery on all orders via Royal Mail. Any problems, email us at sales@spoonn.co.uk
It was never you. It was always the 2pm double crash.
One chocolatey spoonn at 1pm before the double crash hits. About £1 a day — 30 day guarantee.
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