Steady Spoonn

The Steady Afternoon Spoonn

One level spoon at 1pm keeps you steady and in control all afternoon - avoiding that dreaded crash.

★★★★★ 4.8 / 5  ·  1,800+ reviews
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Steady everyday
No Crash
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  • 28 afternoon spoons
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  • Just £1.20 per afternoon

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What women say after their first month with Spoonn

Janet
★★★★★
I stopped bracing for 3pm
“Every afternoon used to be a fight just to stay awake at my desk. Within two weeks that fight was gone. I actually look forward to my 2pm meetings again.”
Janet, 52 — Bristol
Karen
★★★★★
I thought it was just me
“I'd convinced myself I was lazy for needing to nap every afternoon. Turns out I just needed the right signal at 1pm. I don't feel guilty about it anymore.”
Karen, 47 — Norwich
Denise
★★★★★
My kids have their mum back
“I used to collapse on the sofa the second I got home and snap at everyone. Now I've got enough left in me for dinner and a proper conversation. That's the real win.”
Denise, 49 — Kent
30-Day Guarantee+
Try it risk-free for four weeks. If you don't notice an improvement in your energy, just email us for a full refund — but less than 1% feel nothing.
Why it works+
Spoonn blends green tea's natural caffeine with l-theanine, which slows its release over 4–6 hours instead of hitting all at once like coffee. That means steady energy without the spike or the crash.
Is it safe?+
Yes. Spoonn is made with natural, food-grade ingredients and contains less caffeine than a cup of coffee. As with any supplement, check with your doctor if you're pregnant, breastfeeding, or on medication.
Ingredient+
Just four ingredients: raw British honey, green tea extract, organic cacao and Celtic sea salt — nothing else. Full breakdown further down the page.
Shipping+
Orders ship within 1 working day via Royal Mail, arriving in 2–3 working days across the UK.

What to Expect on
Your Journey

Day 1
The chocolatey spoon takes around 30 minutes to settle in. You won’t feel “hyper” – you’ll likely notice thinking clearer at 3pm for the first time in a while.
Week 1
The afternoon starts to feel like yours again. You stop bracing for the crash as it begins to fade away.
Month 1
Your afternoons are yours again. You’re present in meetings, and when you get home you still have a conversation left in you instead of collapsing onto the sofa.
Month 3
The 1pm spoon is just part of the day now – like morning coffee, but without the crash that follows. Most women say they can’t imagine going back to pushing through every afternoon.

Why the 1pm Spoonn works when nothing else does

Spoonn Local Coffee Energy Drink
Cost / day £1.20 £4 £3
Consistent Energy × ×
Crash After ×
Jittery ×
Natural Ingredients ×
Calories 22 150 250

Ingredients breakdown

Raw British Honey
Raw British Honey
Releases the green tea caffeine slowly through its natural fructose matrix — no spike, no crash. Catches your blood sugar before it falls away at 1pm.
Green Tea Extract
Green Tea Extract
Contains l-theanine — shown in 40+ human studies to smooth the cortisol response that makes afternoon coffee backfire, for clean, calm focus that holds for hours instead of minutes.
Organic Cacao
Organic Cacao
Provides gentle theobromine to extend your focus window and support mood — and gives Spoonn its rich chocolatey taste.
Celtic Sea Salt
Celtic Sea Salt
Delivers magnesium and trace minerals that support your adrenal system, helping you handle afternoon stress without tipping into shutdown.
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2,314 comments
Sue Whitaker
Sue Whitaker
Ordered for my mum and ended up pinching hers 😂 the afternoon slump is just… gone.
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Margaret Hollis
Margaret Hollis
Was so skeptical about a spoon replacing my coffee, but 3 weeks in and no more 3pm crash. Tastes lovely too.
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Paula Bennett
Paula Bennett
Does it actually make you jittery? Asking as someone who can't do caffeine after midday 🙈
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Spoonn
Hi Paula! The caffeine comes from green tea so it releases slowly over 4–6 hours — no jitters, no crash 💜
Diane Foster
Diane Foster
3rd jar in. Steady energy all day and I'm sleeping better since I'm not on coffee until 4pm.
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Yvonne Clarke
Yvonne Clarke
Just placed my order 🤞 heard so many good things from the ladies in my walking group.
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Why Trust Spoonn?

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British Made
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Natural

These statements have not been evaluated by the MHRA. Spoonn is a food supplement and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Results vary from person to person.

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